| Me |
[Jun. 12th, 2006|09:03 pm] |
Hey all.
I had a beast weekend!
Went to nikki's and went out for food... was amazin.
Had a good laugh with nikki's pal nick, who i sat with to watch the football.
Nikki is comin down to mine next weekend. Cause I have no money.
I suck.
She is beast.
Im now watchin the football.
Mon the italy.
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[Jun. 5th, 2006|10:27 pm] |
I feel wierd today.
I dunno why.
lol
I feel something is wrong.. but i cant quite put my finger on it.
hmm.
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[May. 16th, 2006|08:01 pm] |
| [ | Im Feeling Pretty |
| |  cheerful | ] |
| [ | On The Stereo |
| | Frankly, Mr.Shankly - The Smiths | ] |
Jeez
I need to stop listenin to the Smiths.
Lol..
I want to float about my room like a goon the way only Morrissey can!!
Right.. no more The Smiths the night!
Work was pish the day. The day bloody dragged in!
I need a bath... I blatantly stink of shite.
This is the first entry I have put in here in ages!
Sorry it aint more interesting!
:)
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| A Questionnaire |
[Apr. 25th, 2006|06:42 pm] |
what's your shoe size? Im a size 9 baby
what is your middle name? I dont have one. Feel left out
If you could save three things from your burning home, what would they be? My mp3 Player, MAX (pet cockatiel) and Dunno... maybe My proclaimers tickets!
Have you ever been on tv? Im pretty sure my school were on a religious show.. and I was in the crowd
What do you find attractive in the opposite sex? Teeth and Smiles... must be nice.
what do you find un-attractive in the opposite sex? Having an STD
Describe your laugh: Irritating for everyone else
Do you have any special talents/party tricks? I can open bottles with my foreskin
Basic Info
name // James Rae IV
age // 19
birthdate // 04/12/86
birthplace // The Vale
location // The Vale
eye colour // i actually dont know.. and cant be bothered finding out
hair colour // a gingery contraption, involving other shades.. like a tabby cat
peircings // My lip
tattoos // A sperm on my arm... actually... but it wasnt meant to be a sperm.. but the tattooist has aids
height // About average i guess.
This/That
love/money // Money all the way.. fuck love
shower/bath // bath.. cause I dont have a choice
soap/body wash // Body wash... johnsons babywash... for washing my victims.
jeans/skirts // skirts... obv... and thats just for me
shoes/flip-flops // who wears flip flops?
red/yellow // neither... horrible colours.. blood .. or international gay colour
vodka/tequila // voddy
e-mail/phone call // Phoning.. I suck at typing
Have you ever
been drunk // Yes
been to a club // I have been to many a club.. Including a gay one once... im not gay
smoked // yes
did drugs // yes.... :)
stripped for money // I strip for free... In the nursery
been to another country // Aye shite wans.. like... bulgaria.. and england
dumped anyone // I have never used that word.
been dumped // Probably, when I was like... 13.. "Your pure dumped man"
had your heartbroke // No.. I just took a rennies
broken a heart // Nup... i dont think I have the ability.. u seen me!?
ate dirt // Apparently I once ate my own "dirt"... when i was like... 2.. apparently
Lasts
last hug? Lucy.. My dads dog
last kiss? Nikki
last purchase? Eh.. 2 papers this morning.. The Daily Rebel and The sun
last cd bought? The Streets - A grand dont come for free.. it was cheap
last dvd bought? Eh the Trueman show
last time you said "i love you"? Eh.. last night I think
last time someone said "i love you"? Sunday i think.. might be wrong.. maybe yesterday. Im very lovable
last book read? Richard Pryors autobiography... no done yet
last food you ate? Steak and chips... with onion rings.
last time you drank alcohol? Sunday!
last annoyance? Neil Lennon...
last worry? whether im gonna get a job or not
last time you cried? Fuck knows... probably full of alcohol
last time you laughed? Today.. listenin to one of my workmates pishy jokes
What is the most important thing about the opposite sex to you? the ability to gives james rae iv sex.
If you could have any super powers, what would it be? I would wanna make birds orgasm by just looking at them.. oh aye.
How many drinks does it take to get you drunk? about 2... maybe 1.
What books have you pretended to read? Goosebumps books in school. Everyone thought they were good.. but I thought they were pish.. and just stared at the cover.. and dribbled
Favourite drinking game? Eh the one where u drink to roxanne BY STING.
Eh aye so anyway.
Im bored.. Just home from work and Im bored to the extreme already.
lol
Oh well
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[Mar. 14th, 2006|07:18 pm] |
I hope nikki gets back from her driving lesson soon.
Im terribly bored..and want someone to talk 2 online.
eh...
hope she doesnt kill anyone..
that would be insane.
what would the instructor do? ... would he get done too?
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| BOO TO COMPLAINERS! |
[Mar. 5th, 2006|02:54 pm] |
I had to remove your stick figure drawing due to complaints. I hope you understand.
Thanks,
MySpace.com
This sucks.
How the hell does some random person complain!
they suck boaby!
that said.
It made me smile. Cause I had never seen that before! |
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[Feb. 27th, 2006|07:56 pm] |
| [ | Im Feeling Pretty |
| |  bouncy | ] |
| [ | On The Stereo |
| | spunge | ] |
The point when u realise that you have way too much time on your hands and u need to get out more.
lol
I have passed it....
and I kept going.
Then you drift into the obscene........
Ah... well...
I had fun doing them... although... they are shit.
Especially the last one!
lol
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[Feb. 17th, 2006|07:07 pm] |
YAAAAAAAAAAAAS
I got my T In The Park ticket.
This evenin Nikki is heading down.
I think shes comin to the Fitba the morra.
Then Hunners a cunts are going out on the razzle!
Mon the campus and Reflex,
Will be stunnin IF everycunt comes out and no one sits in there house and chugs!
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| Quality Weekend |
[Feb. 13th, 2006|06:12 pm] |
| [ | Im Feeling Pretty |
| | content | ] |
| [ | On The Stereo |
| | CLYDE 1 FM | ] |
I had an amazin weekend.
Nikki came down on friday with my valentines present!
It was amazin,
I am now the proud owner of a nice teddy and .... handcuffs, blindfold and a tickly stick :P
I then had to run about glasgow like a blue arsed fly on saturday.
Trying to get nikki some stuff.
DONE.
Eh then we went to the hypnotist...
It was a stunnin show.
I well wanna go again.
The rangers game was balls. I proceeded to get pished and fell asleep about 4 o clock.
Then I woke up and threw up.
Eh .. work was shit today.
Just kinda had to stoat about wasting time.
SHITE!
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| I guess I'll see you, Ill see you around. |
[Jan. 18th, 2006|08:35 pm] |
| [ | Im Feeling Pretty |
| | cheerful | ] |
| [ | On The Stereo |
| | Cartel - Honestly | ] |
Howdy people.
Wee update. Well depends how long I ramble on for.
But eh aye.
Im in a good mood for no apprent reason, Maybe cause weekends no so far away.
Work was gash today, Fucked a laminator while trying to laminate pretty pictures, lol, Have to fix it tomorrow.
Right now Im listening to Cartel, They are intense.
2 days left till the weekend. And get to play football in work on friday so its not all bad.
Dunno whats going down on friday yet, Might try and glist P!ATD,
Eh aye... Saturday might be going to the rangers game and meeting up with Nikki afterwards (yaaaas) lol.
Tonight My dad asked me to come sort out his laptop, when I got there it was like..
"Look at it, Show me things"
I think he was just quite clearly showing off.
I came home and shoved on the Man Utd game. Its still on, I hate Man Utd. So so so so so much. I hate them as much as I hate the film king kong.
In fact, I would rather suck king kongs huge cock than wear and Man Utd top.
Im rambling... Not walking up hills or anything, Just talking too much shite.
Ignore me. lol.
Eh some questions....
Would you rather be deaf or blind and why?
Would you rather have no arms or no legs?
Would you rather have 10 million pounds or a penis/vagina?
I dunno why Im asking these beasts..
Guess im just that bored.
My dad asked me to Babysit valentines day.
He was told in no uncertain terms to "BOLT"
There is no way I will be watching the demon children on v day, while he chases sex!!!!
No chance bud.
Need to find something to do on friday!
Right enough of me talking shite.
Have a good evening Kids,
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| I dont have any STD's |
[Jan. 11th, 2006|09:48 pm] |
| [ | On The Stereo |
| | Suburban Legends - Gummi Bears | ] |
Yaaasss.
This week has been wierd in work, In a good way.
Cause I changed sections.. and we were in a wee boat drivin about the clyde. Was freeeeezin..
Had a heavy wet arse.
Was not comfortable.
Suburban Legends are cool as fuck.
Eh aye. Bring on the weekend
I love not having to get up at 6.45!
But still only one more day and a half day...
As far as I know Nikkilodeon is comin down on friday. Shall be beastish,
Watchin movies. I think 28 days later was the film mentioned.. Aint actually saw the whole thing. Last time I saw it I was jumpin about the house with a blow up doll and macky proceeded to hump it. We made a movie.
I will try and make food for us both. Hope you like your food burnt. lol
Then on saturday I think people are going out for Auntie Ina's birthday. I may come out for a wee drink. lol.
And on Sunday Im heading over to greenock early. Spend the day over in that beast. think thats the plan anyway.
Anyway.. thats enough from me.
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| New year |
[Jan. 4th, 2006|07:18 pm] |
| [ | Im Feeling Pretty |
| | happy | ] |
| [ | On The Stereo |
| | MC Lars - Download this song | ] |
Fuckin hell.
I have had a great start to the new year and long may it continue.
Hogmanay:
Went to scott craigs house and had a fucking insane time.
Was sooo good.
But his house got wrecked, not good.
Was good being around them all again. Was kinda like the old times.
Macky got his jam. Oh aye.
2nd January:
Found out I was the king of the bowling. When i trounced Nikki, Murray and Linz at bowling.
I have only been twice in my life and I fuckin romped it! even though I was getting quite blatantly cheated a beast.
They had like 8 shots each time.
Then we couldnt find the paisley cinema. So we headed back to clydebank to see just friends. Its a great film.
I dont wanna end up in the friendship zone.
Me and Murray then went to the yard where we bumped into lynz and hollie and her friends.
Sent lynz extremely obscene text messages while she was firing into some american. LOL
Yesterday:
Met Nikki and Linz in glasgow and we wondered about the shops.
Then I had a baked potato. It was rather yum.
Went to the cinema yet again and saw cheaper by the dozen 2.
Was fuckin amazing.
Tomorrow:
Think me and Nikki are going for a drink in reflex. LOL
Then the cinema yet again. I wanna see the penguin film. It looks amazing!
Will be a good laugh hopefully.
Friday:
Going to Greenock! Mon the fuckin Lava.
Saturday:
The Rangers game vs. Peterhead.
Think I have a spare ticket if anyone would like to attend with me.
So I have cheered up a bit recently. Oh aye.
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[Oct. 21st, 2005|08:10 pm] |
| [ | On The Stereo |
| | Chas and Dave - Snooker Loopy | ] |
Here... Meet my new pals...
Were havin a great time.. listenin to chas and dave.
SNOOKER LOOPY NUTS ARE WE!!!!
Took a couple of other pics
This is all ive done.. Very productive evening...
New haircut the day.
Rangers tomorrow. Gettin confident.
Apparently I look like a murderer in this one!
Probably.
Think im goin to the cinema tomorrow after the game. Well want to see corpse bride.
Looks amazin
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[Oct. 21st, 2005|05:43 pm] |
Ahh.. I hate feeling bored
And I feel extremly bored...
Like another friday night in.
IT PISSES ME OFF! Plus I cant afford to go out on ths piss.
I hate sitting on my own.
Rangers game tomorrow.
Will get wrecked then.. With my dad like.
Feel sleepy.. like obscenely.
Oh well..
Ill watch das television or something.
Murrays still at work.
I feel like a obscenely fat whale/pie/wank
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| The Return |
[Oct. 10th, 2005|06:52 pm] |
| [ | On The Stereo |
| | MC Lars - Signing Emo | ] |
Yaaaaas...
I have returned.
Mainly now cause I can be arsed.
Eh. today in work was boring. The only thing worth noting was possibly.
Oh yes.. I am hysterical.. Well not really but .... I thought it was.
Eh... here is my brother.
Eh.. heres me.
and to give all the sad people a laugh.. my hair at its most obscene. This was may.. Its fair to say I prefer it now.
HA HA HA HA!
There we go. Nice to be able to laugh at yourself.
I need to start going to gigs again.. I miss them. So if anyone has any good gigs comin up. Give me a phone or something.. And then Ill go...
"Aye ill be there... and we will get pished!"
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[Aug. 26th, 2005|06:34 pm] |
Work Has been shite. Only thing to note is my verbal warning.
Oh yes..
Cannae wait to see the Teddy Bears in Europe.... We will beat everyone in our group. Actually.
Inter - Shite
Porto - Shite
Bratislava - Beast (Cause they fucked the tims)
Bring on round 2.
And the Hibees tomorrow. We shall win ..... 3-0 is my prediction
Unless im wrong.
The mighty Jeldobean is coming down tonight.
Her arrival is imminent.
Then I shall get wrecktoed.
Oh yeah.... Muthafucka!
What a shite update...Blatantly. |
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| Mon the poker.. |
[Jul. 27th, 2005|12:17 am] |
| [ | Im Feeling Pretty |
| | chipper | ] |
| [ | On The Stereo |
| | Whitmore - Alison | ] |
Played poker with Murray this evening...
He is now 27 million dollah *in a chinese voice* down. I was 18 million dollah down... but he raised me 45 million dollah. and I only had three 4's
Oh yes..
So murray shall be paying me his wages for the rest of his life.
Eh so anyway.
Me and Murray decided this evening that we should get a house.. would be actual genius..... Pure partyin like fuck..
Plus we can both afford it now since we both have jobs.. so why not?
Try and rent a house for a year and see how we get on..
Decided that we would need a 2 bedroom though.
Never sharing a room, lol.
Mon the house me and murray should be getting.. Still need to ask my dad for advise.. But aye.. he says a couple of months ago
"Why dont u and martin move in together?"
So fuck it.
We shall.. then we will find murray a loved one......
Get in quick ladies.... The mans a comical genius.... Once you get to know him...
Until then he is one quiet muthafucka.
Love the guy.
Well want a house with the guy.
I have work tomorrow.... Have to get up at half 6.
Fuck it.. I hate work anyway, So i shall go in pissed out my skull...
I have vodka...
Maybe I should stop drinking for a while..
My kidneys hurt..... Plus I have heatburn.
Im bored...
This is a random entry.
Whitmore are beast.... Apparently they are playing soon.
Anyway
Goodnight, Goodnight, Your embarrassing me your embarrassing you.
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| (no subject) |
[Jul. 7th, 2005|03:32 pm] |
| [ | Im Feeling Pretty |
| |  annoyed | ] |
| [ | On The Stereo |
| | Aberfeldy - Summers gone | ] |
I wish I had something fun to update with..
the only thing is like... I went to live 8.
Then I got totally stoned... and woke up on the floor... oh yes..
My friend has the best flat ever. Right next door to tynecastle.. Shame I hate hearts.. but still Like about 10 meters away from it.
I wish I had more things to do. Then I wouldnt drink as much.
I need to get more friends who live near me.
Its shite.
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